Best Instagram Captions, Selfie Quotes & Instagram Bios!

We have collected over 2000+ captions, quotes and bios from different resources for daily Instagram use, You can choose an caption from 20+ different categories according to your mood. Selfies are very common these days and captions will provides their popularity lies in combining a photo with a caption.
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Funny & Humours Instagram Captions:

  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • How did I get back to my crib last night
  • we made it, it’s Friday!
  • I read the twilight books
  • When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I like cooties
  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
  • I woke up like this
  • Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • I will eat just one, I swear
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram
  • if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
  • Thank you for making me feel less alone
  • The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
  • Crossfit? I play real sports
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • At dawn, we ride
  • you are enough
  • This seat is taken
  • I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
  • I had fun once, it was horrible
  • survived another “end of the world” scenario
  • Girls be like…
  • stop stop, I’m gunna pee
  • Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
  • Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
  • Is I in trouble?
  • I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
  • It never rains during the weekend
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  • Oh, hi there!
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
  • I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few fewer wrinkles.
  • I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
  • Friday, my second favorite F word.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  • Always accept yourself. Unless you are a serial killer. Then please change.
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  • Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.
  • Girls–be as picky with your men as I was with this selfie.
  • I just rap occasionally.
  • Long line at Starbucks, first world problems.
  • Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
  • Women drivers rev my engine.
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  • You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.
  • I got back with my Ex… Box 360.
  • Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
  • The Monday-est Tuesday ever.
  • You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!
  • Stay Alive. Challenge Accepted!
  • Uncovered. Frequently Unreliable. Effectively distract.
  • You’ll never be as fabulous as a llamacorn.
  • Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • Real men don’t take selfies.
  • My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  • Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive!
  • Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
  • It’s funny because it’s true.
  • Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
  • Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
  • All I need is Chipotle.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
  • Text me back or I’ll find you.
  • All you need is love! And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
  • Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
  • I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
  • Walking past a class with your friends in it.
  • We’ll be friends for life because you already know too much!
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
  • Life isn’t perfect… But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
  • They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
  • WARNING: I will go into survival mode if tickled!
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.
  • This is how I look taking a selfie.
  • Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • Chocolate doesn’t make inquiries, chocolate gets it.
  • Does anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
  • So you’re telling me I have a chance.
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • I don’t have ex’s; I have Y’s. Like, “Why did I ever date you?”
  • We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.
  • I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.
  • Live, laugh, love. And if that doesn’t work, load, aim fire.
  • When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did.
  • A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
  • Spreading grins like their herpes.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • Completely clumsy, proudest of geek & nerd, decreaser of world sucking.
  • I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  • If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  • They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
  • Need an ark? I Noah guy.
  • I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • Coffee – Because crack is bad for you.
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • When nothing goes right, go left instead.
  • My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants.
  • Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
  • May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.
  • If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make them the gingerbread man?

Attitude Instagram Captions:

  • Not comming slow
  • I woke up like this
  • you are enough
  • It never rains during the weekend
  • Oh, hi there!
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
  • When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  • This seat is taken
  • Girls be like…
  • Is I in trouble?
  • I will eat just one, I swear
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
  • I read the twilight books
  • survived another “end of the world” scenario
  • I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Crossfit? I play real sports
  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year
  • if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
  • Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
  • Thank you for making me feel less alone
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • How did I get back to my crib last night
  • At dawn, we ride
  • The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
  • I like cooties
  • Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram
  • Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible
  • I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
  • we made it, it’s Friday!
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • stop stop, I’m gunna pee

Instagram Captions for Couples:

  • The only person you need in life is the person who proves they need you in theirs.
  • What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
  • Sometimes we have to let go of what’s killing us, even if it’s killing us to let go.
  • Heaven in her eyes, hell behind mine.
  • I cannot see heaven being much better than this.
  • I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.
  • You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
  • People fuck with your feelings until you have no more feelings.
  • And tonight I will fall asleep with you in my heart.
  • Sometimes the nightmares we face are the dreams we used to chase.
  • People cry not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
  • So Please, hold me close and make all this pain go away.
  • When God gives you a “No,” give him a “Thank you.” He was protecting you from less than his best.
  • You can’t make them love you. They either do or they don’t. Recognize the difference and proceed accordingly.
  • Don’t let people know too much about you.
  • I’ve been alone since day one. Silly me for thinking something meant to be could change.
  • You know you are happy when you catch yourself smiling even when no one is around.
  • Sometimes what you want doesn’t deserve you.
  • It’s easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand alone.
  • Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.

Common Instagram Captions:

  • If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep
  • I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it
  • Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year
  • I thought this was America
  • Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
  • Deal with it
  • You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
  • I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
  • person and I hope you have a great day!
  • How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes
  • Hey girl, get back to work
  • I am an Instagram Caption!
  • When the parents hate it, the kids love it
  • When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat
  • You guys are just so darn cute
  • Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
  • Like a boos
  • Work until your idols become your rivals
  • I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
  • Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
  • They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
  • You should smell my breath
  • How a woman tells society she is single
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here
  • Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
  • I can’t go on, will you carry me
  • I’m in love with you, and all your little things
  • Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams!
  • Everytime my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
  • Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.
  • You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it
  • You think this is a game?
  • I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
  • Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me
  • Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it
  • Stay strong, the weekend is coming
  • Help me please, I’m bored
  • Turn the pain into power
  • I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
  • You said everyone would be here
  • You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, beyonce shows up unannounced
  • Frankly my dear, I don’t Instagram
  • Best selfie ever
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  • Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
  • Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re an amazing and beautiful
  • You gunna eat that?
  • Smash, now what will I Instagram?
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you every had stuffed crust pizza?

Captions for Girls:

  • There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First, we don’t know them. Second, we know them.
  • Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
  • I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
  • Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.
  • If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
  • My biggest problem? I notice everything.
  • I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  • Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
  • Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.
  • Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.
  • I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
  • It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.
  • I swearI’mm nice girl until you do something that pisses me off.. then the bitch will come out to play.
  • I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.
  • If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
  • Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
  • You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.
  • It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
  • Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
  • When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
  • You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
  • One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
  • But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
  • She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
  • Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
  • Last day of class
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  • My autobiography is this
  • I like foodies
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  • Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  • Chilling like a gangster.
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
  • I woke up like this
  • Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

Success Motivational Captions:

  • I wonder if I’m on your mind as much as you’re on mine.
  • When you learn to survive without anyone, you can survive anything.
  • I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
  • Stop doubting yourself work hard and make it happen.
  • The awesome moment is when you read someone’s status and you know that’s for you.
  • The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.
  • The woman with the highest walls has the deepest love.
  • You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
  • The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
  • Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
  • I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.
  • Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
  • Someday all the love you’ve given away will find it’s way back to you and it will finally stay.
  • The secret to happiness is to not expect too much.
  • You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.
  • My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
  • You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
  • Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.
  • Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.
  • Once in a lifetime, you meet someone who changes everything.
  • Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.
  • I just need one person. To never give up on me. Just one.
  • Sometimes the love of your life comes after the mistake of your life.
  • Just smile and say I’m fine because nobody really cares.
  • Never waste an opportunity just because you’re shy.
  • I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most.
  • I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely don’t deserve.
  • Why does everything in my life have to be so complicated?
  • Be proud of who you are and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.
  • The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends.
  • I don’t really know why I’m still hoping.
  • Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
  • When you love what you have everything you need.
  • If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
  • Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your emotions.
  • Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you really are.
  • All I have ever wanted to be is who I am becoming.
  • Don’t be afraid of death. be afraid of non-lived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.
  • Life is short there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
  • Some beautiful paths cant be discovered without getting lost.
  • You never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Silly Instagram Captions:

  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
  • I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
  • The moment when she says you’re cute
  • Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t
  • Say “Beer Can” with a british accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent
  • Girls be like, caught off guard but still cute
  • Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later
  • Meanwhile in Russia
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  • She just left, I miss her already
  • Cute girl walking in front of you. Decrease speed until walking in front of you.

Love Instagram Quotes & Captions:

  • Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.
  • I want a second chance at falling in love with you for the first time.
  • “What’s love?” A feeling which either ruins a friendship or makes it stronger.
  • Love became a memory I fear to remember.
  • Yours is the kind of love, I’ll never wake up from.
  • Together, let’s disappear into this night like two shooting stars.
  • We were both blind. You couldn’t see my love. I couldn’t see your indifference.
  • If tears were ink, I would have written a big novel out of it!!
  • Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.
  • How can something be so distant, so unknown, so damaged and yet so beautiful?
  • In the world of One Time Password, I want to be your Fingerprint Lock.
  • And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other.
  • They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
  • Behind every status, there is a secret message for someone.
  • Love is not when you find someone. It’s when you afraid to lose someone.
  • I’ll hold you when things go wrong, I’ll be with you from dusk till dawn.
  • “Why you always write about love?” I love writing Fiction.
  • They start missing you when they fail to replace you.
  • More love is needed to say ‘i hate you’ after a fight than that in confessing ‘i love you.’
  • Things left unsaid stay with us forever.

Heartbroken Instagram Captions:

  • What hurts more, Breakup or Betrayal? “Replacement,” a heart cried.
  • If you can change the priorities, Mind it, I very well know the game of “tit for tat.”
  • And now, In every broken piece, we search for our lost peace.
  • So where are you heading? Towards him/her OR Towards the time you both spent.
  • Darling!! ‘Mending of broken pieces’ is in progress. Give it some time.
  • And then, I threw away love from my priority list, as it gave me “options for loving anyone, I want.”
  • Darling!! Don’t be someone’s “Untold story” Or “Poem” It hurts.
  • I don’t remember us. I remember the “Lost” us.
  • Why does love hurt? everyone asks. Why does everyone become heartless? no one asks.
  • You broke me with a heartbreak but, why are you still breaking me with those memories?

Good Selfie Quotes and Captions:

  • Do you like this?
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough
  • Did you fart?
  • At least my pizza is attracted to me
  • Love your enemies
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  • Life is better when you’re laughing
  • Drunk as a skunk
  • what’s your state of mind?
  • Let’s get lost together
  • I came in like a wrecking ball
  • Whatever you do, make sure you’re happy
  • Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis
  • I get by with a little help from my friends
  • Time to party, ladies
  • Help, my duck face is stuck
  • How bad do you want it
  • Do you like my shirt?
  • If you got eyes, look at me now
  • You’re missing out
  • Raincoats and sailboats
  • What’s your WhatsApp?
  • Let it be
  • A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
  • Ermahgerd!
  • I’m a true master
  • Takes one to know one
  • Excuse me while I kiss the sky
  • Give me some space
  • Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new
  • sweat pants or yoga pants?
  • Hey girl
  • can you kick it?
  • I know where you live
  • You’re the best
  • Ugg life
  • Poop selfie
  • Does this ugg make me look ugly?
  • Pillow talk with my best friend
  • Fresh prints of Bel-air
  • It’s sexy time
  • Mom’s gone wild
  • Got to have sauce
  • Will my husband ever return from war
  • A child is born
  • Oh hey there
  • Just hanging out with friends
  • Everything I have I gave to you
  • I just farted
  • I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul
  • Last night was a blur
  • I’m so fly right now
  • College girls
  • This is my thug life
  • Got my toes in the sand
  • Chilling like a gangsta
  • Never gonna break me
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  • Want to see my duck face?
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  • Sorry, I slept with your brother
  • London for life
  • Frisky Friday
  • You wrecked me
  • This won’t last
  • He’s such a good singer, right?
  • I don’t always finish my jokes
  • No panties
  • Smile today
  • Wishing you a sweet Valentine’s day
  • School’s out
  • Poop
  • Don’t get between me and my burrito
  • Is it just me or is it cold outside?
  • Grandma’s getting ready for a rap battle
  • This is why we can’t have nice things
  • Best. Selfie. Ever.
  • We were so young and in love
  • Are these yours?
  • Girls be like, I love my hair in this pic
  • Big blue sky
  • Happiness is just a chemical
  • I’m not lazy, just relaxed
  • Dare to differ
  • Where’s my money
  • Warning – You might fall in love with me.
  • I’m bad but you love it
  • Funny me
  • New Delhi for life
  • Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
  • All you need is love
  • You’re being you, it’s a beautiful thing
  • Hi, I love you
  • Welcome to my tbt
  • Welcome to big sky country
  • I’ll do me
  • This is selfie
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  • This is how I look taking a selfie
  • Funny caption
  • It’s a beautiful day
  • Oh hey girl
  • Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • Best friends forever
  • You’re always too far from here
  • So we meet again
  • Silly me
  • This could be the beginning
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners
  • Beach life
  • Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
  • Still the beats bang
  • But first, let me take a selfie
  • You can’t judge me
  • Throwing mad shade
  • Don’t judge, you don’t’ know my story
  • First world problems
  • One love, one heart
  • Surprise!
  • Will you be my date?
  • Long line at Starbucks, first world problems
  • New York for life
  • Just got out of the shower, oops
  • Mind the gap
  • Pizza and movies
  • This is my simple selfie life
  • Insert funny caption
  • I wish you were here
  • This V neck is as deep as my thoughts
  • All I need is Chipotle
  • Girl, look at that body
  • Sunshine and moonshine
  • Need an Ark? I Noah guy
  • We’re on our way to do science
  • Stay sharp and far from timid
  • Sandals and sunshine
  • Where you from boy?
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted
  • I was born to stand out
  • Smile, life is beautiful
  • My autobiography is this
  • From Tokyo to LA
  • Puts selfie on top of the tree because I’m a star
  • Pumpkin spiced latte
  • Living is easy with your eyes closed
  • Welcome to my city
  • Where you from girl?
  • WARNING: You may fall in love with my face
  • I can show you the world
  • I graduated from the university of selfies
  • Don’t stress the could have
  • You’re the king, baby I’m your queen
  • Waves crash and I’m feeling fine
  • The soap, pick it up
  • I fart in bed
  • Remember to let her into your heart
  • Too many shots, too many girls
  • Be who and what you want, period
  • Instagram selfie
  • We all shine on
  • Now we’re screaming jus to see who’s louder
  • I’m not a hero
  • About to head out
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you
  • The cold never bothered me anyway
  • I have no idea what I’m doing
  • Got the bathroom smelling like fish sticks
  • There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
  • It’s a sweatshirt kind of day
  • I want to be stronger
  • Throw back Thursday
  • Why so serious?
  • Café racer
  • Duck face fail
  • When was the last time I was cute?
  • Know your limits
  • Humpday
  • Welcome to H town
  • Pool time, come get some
  • You don’t know me
  • I’m your best friend
  • Strong women rule the world
  • Coffee every minute
  • This is my club
  • OMG, look at my selfie
  • High school king
  • I say why not?
  • All you need is pizza
  • My Snaps never bothered me anyway
  • Last day of class
  • Smile, it confuses people
  • Chilling like a villain
  • Ladies, please
  • This is the most magical pic of your life
  • Funny how a beautiful girl can tell such a sad story
  • This is my simple suburban life
  • Morning boys
  • Dime piece
  • Take a ride on my energy
  • Alone at the office
  • Lol, this guy
  • Being silly with the girls
  • This is how to be a heartbreaker
  • I wish it worked
  • Rock stars
  • Pizza selfie
  • Tap to add a caption
  • I do what I want
  • Gonna go crazy tonight
  • Don’t tread on me
  • So famous on Instagram
  • These are the seasons of emotion
  • Baby, it’s cold outside
  • Toronto for life
  • I woke up like this #flawless
  • Kik me
  • Some things are better in dreams
  • Oh so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?
  • I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
  • Got my coffee and donut
  • We’ll start a fire
  • A throwback to when I was a nerd
  • Finals are OVER!!!
  • I’m your love and life
  • I’m so young money
  • Never looked so good
  • You’re never going to have me
  • Dollar dollar bills, ya’ll
  • People are looking at me funny
  • My time is now
  • Take me out to the ball game
  • This is my town
  • Silly girls are the best
  • Finer than a 0.5mm pencil
  • College bound
  • A selfie a day keeps the friends away
  • Be yourself, there’s no one better
  • Tumblr life
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
  • Do you think this is a game?
  • Los Angeles for life
  • I don’t always take selfies
  • You going to eat that chair?
  • Proof that I can do selfies better than you
  • This could be the end
  • Just got new tops
  • I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me
  • Miami for life
  • I never stray far from the sidewalk
  • These curls get the girls
  • Love when my bae hugs me like this
  • I’ve made a friend
  • I don’t know you
  • Just hanging with my friends
  • Sunday fun day
  • It’s funny because it disappears
  • This is my school
  • Real men don’t take selfies
  • I’m on a date, she isn’t very social
  • I’m a unicorn
  • Don’t hold your breath
  • I don’t need your approval to be me
  • Snapchat selfie
  • Snapchat me
  • Under construction
  • High school queen
  • So, who ate my food?
  • Am I still cute?
  • Walking to the Tube
  • Does this selfie make me look fat?
  • Houston for life
  • You said you’d call
  • Fresh out of the shower, no make up
  • Animal selfies are the best selfies
  • You mean I need pants to fly?
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy
  • Top of the line
  • You’ll never understand me
  • You have every right to a beautiful life
  • Funny you mention that, I was just thinking I don’t care
  • Beach time
  • What do you think of the view?
  • I changed all my passwords to Incorrect
  • Don’t hate
  • Catch a glimpse
  • I look real good
  • So jealous
  • Goodnight, happy dreams
  • I broke my own heart just by loving you
  • I’m trending right now
  • On Wednesdays, I wear pink
  • You do you
  • I can be your hero
  • I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
  • Sup, girl
  • What day is it again?
  • Melbourne for life
  • It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty
  • The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
  • Text me back or I’ll find you
  • Take my selfie and be merry
  • Maybe she’s born with it
  • Take me out
  • Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
  • I’m everything you want but can’t have
  • But mom, I love him
  • Chicago for life
  • selfie shot
  • Sydney for life
  • The sun will shine someday
  • What have I become
  • Watching today from my bedroom
  • Time for bed, no makeup
  • Mind if I comb over?
  • Selfie Sunday
  • Goodnight my bae
  • pic caption
  • It’s funny because it’s true
  • selfie twins
  • When nothing goes right, go left instead
  • Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
  • Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
  • Wish you were here
  • Cinderella never asked for a prince
  • Good talk, let’s do it again sometime
  • Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
  • I’ll just stay here forever
  • Hottest girl in my city
  • Trying clothes on, do you like it?
  • I was here first
  • This is my strongest game
  • Getting my pose on
  • I’m your worst nightmare
  • These are the days we live for
  • It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am
  • Can you tell I’m bored
  • Yolo swag
  • Check yourself in my mirror

Clever Instagram Captions:

  • Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  • Presumably the best meat eater on the planet
  • My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.
  • Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get
  • OMG nobody cares
  • Just Swag young ladies are interested in hashtags on the Facebook.
  • Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
  • Normally and falsely seasoned
  • Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
  • My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants
  • Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
  • Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
  • Work until your idols become your rivals.
  • Some days start better than others.
  • Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
  • Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
  • Recuperating frozen yogurt fanatic
  • Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.
  • S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
  • My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart
  • Stay sharp and far from timid.
  • Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt
  • A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
  • Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.
  • Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things.
  • My life was changed by a train.
  • These are the days we live for.
  • Glad supporter of untidy hair and warm-up pants
  • Here and there I simply need to surrender it all and turn into a good looking extremely rich person.
  • Mermaids don’t do homework
  • Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • Putting’ the “euphoria” in ‘Advertising’s
  • Spreading grins like their herpes
  • They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
  • Pleasant fellows completion lunch.
  • Gracious I’m sad was my backtalk a lot for you?

Sad Instagram Captions:

  • How to live without happy
  • I love you, But as a friend
  • I’m Nothing
  • I love her so much, but !!!
  • Oh God she is my crush
  • No one is for me
  • I’m done
  • How to live happily
  • Please accept me
  • My World is nothing without you
  • I’m alone
  • Why everyone seems to be very happy to me

Success Captions:

  • It always seems impossible until it’s done.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
  • Be a self-starter.
  • Good things come to those who hustle.
  • Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
  • Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
  • Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
  • If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
  • Be honest.
  • Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.

Friendship Captions:

  • Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.
  • Caring too much about what people think of you is useless. Most people don’t even know what they think of themselves.
  • Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.
  • One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.
  • Judge me when you are perfect.
  • They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
  • Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
  • Be yourself. People have to like you, and you don’t have to care.
  • The best thing I ever did was believe in me.
  • Stay away from people that make you feel like you’re hard to love.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
  • Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
  • I’ve finally counted.
  • “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” Helen Keller
  • It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
  • One does not simply “Let it go”.
  • I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
  • OMG, that’s so cute.
  • Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence
  • Have a seat, we were expecting you.
  • Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
  • Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
  • If I like my art why should it be anyone else’s decision about how ‘good’ or ‘bad’ it is. Art shouldn’t have a grade. If I’m proud of it and what I accomplished why should anyone else tell me it isn’t good enough?
  • Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
  • Girl, I have to call you back.
  • Some days start better than others.

Great Captions for Instagram:

  • Never been happier!
  • So jealous.
  • Raincoats and sailboats.
  • I got it from my mama.
  • Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
  • Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
  • It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
  • To endlessness and past.
  • Look What have I become!
  • Got my coffee and donut.
  • On my worst behavior.
  • Silly me.
  • Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
  • Self Love isn’t selfish!
  • High school king.
  • Under construction.
  • Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
  • Give me some space.
  • Big blue sky.
  • Happiness is just a chemical.
  • Yeah I’m Idiot 😛
  • Best friends forever.
  • No guts, no Glory.
  • Smile, life is beautiful.
  • Mom’s gone wild.
  • Cafe Racer.
  • Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
  • I woke up like this.
  • I don’t care. I just do.
  • Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
  • New York for life.
  • Catch flights, not Feelings.
  • Be self-starter.
  • I say why not?
  • Good food = good mood.
  • Coffee every minute.
  • Throwback Thursday.
  • Want to see my duck face?
  • Alone at the office.
  • I am an Instagram Caption!
  • Meet my Partner in Crime.
  • What do you think of the view?
  • Poop.
  • You think this is a game?
  • Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.
  • Smile, life is beautiful.
  • Throwing mad shade.
  • Know your limits.
  • Prettiness Overloaded!
  • Pizza and movies.
  • I can show you the world.
  • Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.
  • A Caffeine subordinate living thing.
  • High school queen.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • I got it from my mama.
  • Coffee and confidence.
  • Oh hey there.
  • I just farted.
  • Love your enemies.
  • Last day of class.
  • Make love your motto.
  • Monday, No Fun Day!
  • Always take the scenic route.
  • Exhale the bullshit.
  • She is Mad. But She is Me!
  • It’s sexy time.
  • Morning time is selfie time!
  • Good things come to those who hustle.
  • Chilling like a gangster.
  • Happy.
  • I decide the vibe.
  • I’m not lazy, just relaxed.
  • Braless is flawless.
  • All we have is NOW.
  • Escape the ordinary.
  • No rain, No Flowers.
  • Be honest.
  • Miami for life.
  • Escape the ordinary.
  • Yolo swag.
  • It’s a beautiful day.
  • Help me please, I’m bored.
  • Forever Nomad!
  • You can’t judge me.
  • My time is now!
  • I like foodies.
  • A human. Being.
  • You have to be odd to be number one.
  • Rockstars.
  • Radiate positive vibes.
  • Pizza selfie.
  • Hey girl!
  • My time is now.
  • Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
  • College bound.
  • Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
  • A smile is what gets me going!.
  • I just farted.
  • When you are down, eat a brownie.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • Love this Look!
  • Make it happen.
  • Freeeakkkkyyy!
  • You’re missing out.
  • Dream without fear. Love without limits.
  • Snapchat me.
  • Soul over ego.
  • Like a boss.
  • Still the beats bang.
  • Sweeter than honey.
  • Turn the pain into power.
  • I woke up like this. #flawless
  • Deal with it.
  • Don’t hate.
  • Forever is composed of nows.
  • Your hair is 90% of your selfie.
  • Maybe I am born with it.
  • = Duck face fail.
  • Life is way too short for bad vibes.
  • How is this fellas?
  • Inhale the future. Exhale the past.
  • I didn’t come here to lose.
  • YOLO. You Live Only Once!
  • Find your wild!
  • Don’t hold your breath.

Party Selfie Captions:

  • “Get your hot rods ready to rumble ’cause we’re gonna drink until we die.”
  • Being silly with the girls.
  • I shouldn’t be permitted to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m tipsy!
  • All we have is NOW.
  • Whole squad on that real shit.
  • Why be moody, when you can shake yo booty.
  • “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and oh my god!”
  • Go wild for a while.
  • Let the good times roll.
  • Drink triple, see double, act single.
  • Selfie Sunday.
  • Let the good times roll!
  • Come on Barbie, let´s go party.
  • We got that Friday feeling.
  • Rolling with the homies.
  • Drunk as a skunk.
  • Last night was a blur.
  • Out in the club and I’m sippin’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
  • Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
  • Gonna go crazy tonight.
  • Just hanging with my friends.
  • Too many shots, too many girls.
  • Sunshine and moonshine.
  • You guys are just so darn cute.
  • Here to serve the feline overlord.
  • Life is short, wear your party pants.
  • “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
  • Have heaps of hair and like appalling things.
  • Cmon! It’s Selfie Sunday!
  • Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!
  • Rough day, wonderful night.
  • I wish some nights lasted forever.
  • We are children of the bad revolution. We will party till the end of our lives.
  • We’ll be the ones to show them all who’s boss.
  • About to head out.
  • These are the days we live for.
  • Sip, sip, hooray.
  • A little party never killed anybody.
  • Life is too short to drink responsibly.

Serious Selfie Instagram Captions:

  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • Dress the way you want to be Addressed!
  • Sometimes, being with your BFF is all the therapy you need!
  • Things left unsaid stay with us forever.
  • I graduated from the University of selfies.
  • Soon we are going to see the real face of each other… Until then, let’s pretend we’re perfect.
  • “I learned when I look in the mirror and tell my story, that I should be myself and not peep whatever everybody is doing.” — Kendrick Lamar
  • If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
  • Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.
  • The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.
  • Sometimes Simplicity is all I desire!
  • Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
  • Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.
  • I don’t always take selfies.
  • Life is like an elevator on your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.
  • You don’t know me.
  • Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
  • Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
  • How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
  • Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence.
  • Where the damnation am I, and how could I have been able to I arrive?
  • Some days start better than others.
  • So, who ate my food?
  • That moment when you realize your childhood is over.
  • Why so serious?
  • Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
  • A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
  • This is my simple selfie life.
  • Hearts are wild creatures — that’s why our ribs are cages.
  • No matter how busy a person is if they really care they will always find time for you.
  • Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
  • If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
  • One does not simply “Let it go”.
  • Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
  • If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.
  • Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.
  • Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  • Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.
  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different.
  • In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.
  • Let it be.
  • Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.
  • Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
  • Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
  • Life is like a balloon. If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
  • Girl, I have to call you back.
  • I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
  • Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
  • I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
  • Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.
  • But first, let me take a selfie.
  • Exams. Over.
  • Finals are OVER!!!
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.
  • Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
  • I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
  • It’s a sweatshirt kind of day.
  • Time is fast when life is easy but now its hard to pass both.
  • Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
  • Don’t hate.
  • What’s your state of mind?
  • I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Let’s just be who we really are.
  • “Why you always write about love?” I love writing Fiction.
  • Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
  • They start missing you when they fail to replace you.
  • And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other.

Beach & Summer Captions for Instagram:

  • Ocean air, salty hair.
  • Life is better in a bikini.
  • Got my toes in the sand.
  • All you need is a dose of vitamin sea.
  • Find me under the palms.
  • Passports & pineapples.
  • Happier than a seagull with a French fry.
  • Sunsets and palm trees.
  • Less Monday, more summer, please.
  • Tropical state of mind.
  • I´m walking on sunshine.
  • That summer feeling.
  • Summer should get a speeding ticket.
  • Pool time, come to get some.
  • High tides and good vibes.
  • Anchors away!
  • Good times and tan lines.
  • All my troubles wash away in the water.
  • Live in the sunshine.
  • Nothing but blue skies.
  • Sandals and sunshine.
  • Stay salty.
  • Aquaholic.
  • Summer is a state of mind.
  • High tides, good vibes.
  • Beach time.
  • Don’t worry, beach happy.
  • A bikini can´t solve everything but it is a good start. Add sun and sand to it and it gets even better.
  • Girls just wanna have fun.
  • Summer Lovin.
  • You, me and the sea.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s basically the same thing.
  • Bare feet, salty hair.
  • Pool hair, don’t care.
  • Beach days, always.
  • Life’s a beach!
  • Sunshine on my mind.
  • Good vibes happen on the tides.
  • Time to seas the day.
  • Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like a summer to me.

Sassy Instagram Captions:

  • You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
  • I am not picky, I just know what I want.
  • Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
  • I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
  • Judge me when you are perfect.
  • You’re never going to have me.
  • My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
  • Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  • You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  • Quality over quantity.
  • It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.
  • Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!
  • Best. Selfie. Ever.
  • You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.
  • Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
  • 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.
  • Take a ride on my energy.
  • Be happy; it drives people crazy.
  • If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.
  • I’m everything you want but can’t have.
  • Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  • Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
  • As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
  • Slassy, Classy and Bad-assy!
  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
  • The more I find myself, the more people I lose.
  • Be a Badass with a good ass.
  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • Dime piece.
  • Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
  • Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
  • The Master of Disguise.
  • You can call me queen bee.
  • Find me Where the Wild Things Are.
  • I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.
  • I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
  • People will stare. Make it worth their while.
  • And You’re gonna hear me Roar!
  • This is my town.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
  • Short, sassy, cute and classy.
  • You don’t need a king to be a queen.
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • What do you think of the view?
  • I was born to stand out.
  • There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
  • Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  • I am Mine before anyone else.
  • I’m your worst nightmare.
  • Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
  • If I were you, I would adore me.
  • I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.
  • Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  • Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.
  • I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
  • Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.
  • I´m sexy and I know it!
  • Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
  • It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
  • You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
  • This is the most magical pic of your life.
  • I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
  • I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.
  • I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.
  • Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
  • It’s sexy time.
  • My girlishness has sharp teeth.
  • Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!

Instagram Captions from Songs Lyrics (Lady Gaga, Drake, Taylor Swift):

  • We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
  • I’ve found time can heal most anything.
  • “Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”
  • “Think before you come for the great one”
  • I think when it’s all over, it just comes back in flashes, you know?
  • “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
  • I still ride with my day one”
  • All we want is hot boys.”
  • I make the moves up as I go.
  • It’s hard not to find it all a little bittersweet.
  • The best people in life are free.
  • “I’m here for a good time not a long time”
  • “My excuse is that I’m young”
  • “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”

Instagram Captions from Songs:

  • We found wonderland — you and I got lost in it.
  • “So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
  • “Know yourself, know your worth”
  • I’m dying to know: Is it killing you like it’s killing me?
  • “Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”
  • “Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”
  • “Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”
  • “Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
  • “Last name ever, first name greatest”
  • “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”
  • I could dance to this beat forevermore.
  • “Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.”
  • “On my worst behavior”
  • “I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”
  • I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted.
  • “I’m just saying you could do better”
  • It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”
  • I got that red lip, classic thing that you like.
  • And I think about summer, all the beautiful times.
  • Just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it.
  • “You the best I ever had”
  • “Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
  • “Started from the bottom now we’re here”
  • Wasn’t it beautiful when you believed in everything?
  • “Call me the referee because I am so official”
  • “I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”
  • “You only live once”
  • “Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”
  • “I’m up right now and you suck right now”
  • “ the Whole squad on that real shit”
  • “Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”
  • “Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”
  • Time won’t fly — it’s like I’m paralyzed by it.